Now that it has been promised, er - suggested, discussed, negotiated over, er - fought over to shut the government down over, er - declare a national emergency, we can now be confident, hopeful, resigned to, er - doubtful about the idea that we will soon, er - during the present administration, sometime, probably never have a great big beautiful wall, fence, steel barrier, moat built along our southern border between the U.S. and Mexico, and paid for by Mexico, I propose the following:
- We have free medical care for every U.S. citizen. This will be costly no doubt, but don't worry about that because we will get Venezuela to pay for it.
- We will have free college education for every American. The cost for this will be paid for by Guatemala.