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Fear and Loathing in the Bleachers

It is rough stuff, as a parent, to watch your child undertake an endeavor so intense.

Fear and Loathing in the Bleachers

We were 10 miles out of Simi Valley when the nerves began to take hold.

My child, you see, had made the All-Star Baseball team, and we were on our way to another weekend-long tournament, the sum of which represent the pinnacle of youth baseball season and a sizeable chunk of our weekends, not to mention the bulk of the Marriott Courtyard hotel chain’s annual profit margin.

This particular strain of baseball life carries within it a pleasing current of wholesome summertime nostalgia, as well as a heady intensity rife with the potential for accidental overdose. Trust — you really haven’t lived until you’ve seen a parent, one hand clutching a rapidly congealing boat of cut-rate nachos, the other offering a series of the sort of enthusiastic gestures that might earn a kid detention, tossed from a game for spewing expletives at the ump.