Following Executive Orders

"From this day on, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside – so we can check." An executive order from Woody Allen's "Bananas," formerly thought to be a work of fiction.

By Indy Staff May 3, 2025

4 min read

Invade Greenland! Build resorts in Gaza! Stop scientific research! Annex Canada! Put tariﬀs on islands inhabited only by penguins!

Are these the rantings of a sane man? Is our Bully-in-Chief going bananas?

Of course his words are open to interpretation — and he changes his mind every 10 minutes — so how can we judge what he really believes? Well, there is one place we can confidently track the sanity of his ideas — his Executive Orders. He has literally signed oﬀ on all of them.