ARIES
(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Tips to get the most out of the coming weeks: (1) Exercise your willpower at random moments just to keep it limber. (2) Be adept at fulfilling your own hype. (3) Argue for fun. Be playful and frisky as you banter. Disagree for the sport of it, without feeling attached to being right or needing the last word. (4) Be unable to understand how anyone can resist you or not find you alluring. (5) Declare yourself President of Everything, then stage a coup d’état. (6) Smile often when you have no reason to. (7) If you come upon a “square peg, round hole” situation, change the shape of the hole.