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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): “Magic Realism Bot” is a Twitter account that generates ideas for new fairy tales. Since you will benefit from imagining your life as a fairy tale in the coming weeks, I’ll offer you a few possibilities. (1) You marry a rainbow. The two of you have children: a daughter who can sing like a river, and a son who is as gleeful as the wind. (2) You make friends with a raven that gives you savvy financial advice. (3) You invent a new kind of dancing; it involves crying and laughing while making holy prayer gestures toward your favorite star. (4) An angel and a lake monster join forces to help you dream up fun new adventures. (5) You discover a field of enchanted dandelions. They have the power to generate algorithms that reveal secrets about where to find wonders and marvels.