The Kavanaugh Senate hearing was efficient and conclusive.
And it gave Kavanaugh a chance to show how abusive
A Supreme Court Judge-in-Waiting could be without saying “sorry.”
It simply had to make sure that her story would end up as his story.
Its conclusions were set without time wasted on thinking and worry
So what really happened in that really irrelevant past?
(We all know youthful characteristics don’t last)
She knows, but don’t believe her, just a teen, and he’s now an honorable judge,
You can believe she’d have dreams, but such an honorable man doesn’t fudge.
If only we knew who from behind pushed her in,
We’d know if he committed the original sin.
Maybe it was an immigrant hiding in that hall
Oh, if only they’d let us build up that wall!
After all, maybe it was only a prank,
Just blame it on one too many he drank
And he never got her clothes off and went all the way,
So just tell him how much he has to pay
That satisfied each of the others Trump had had
And they never complained or showed they were sad.
After all, didn’t the man drive his daughter to her classes?
So what if he took a little time out to make a few passes.
And “nothing really happened,” said our worldly Rep, boys will be boys,
And girls should be pleased that they could be their toys.
And if a future Supreme Court judge doesn’t want to answer questions,
Why upset him by asking for confessions.