There are a lot of bizarre and confusing emotions when your anniversary falls on December 31st — the same day as your little sister’s birthday and New Year’s Eve.
Good news — your accountant-fiancé saved $6,000 in taxes by rushing to the altar by midnight. From bended knee to elopement, it unfolded within 48 hours.
Bad news — your little sister’s plane engine failed, and she missed your wedding. She arrived too late to hand off the “something blue,” but in time to hand over the blue garter with a smile on her face, saying “Oh Well,” her standard response to unfortunate mishaps.