I want my yard to look great, so how do I find a reliable gardener?
— Yard Envy Eric, Goleta
You go to your neighbor’s house for a BBQ and notice the immaculate garden. The grass is neat, the roses are stunning, and the hedges are impeccably sharp. “Who is your gardener?” you ask, and then get a Spanish name with phone number written down on a napkin. Now what?