Icarus
Hey, friends! I’m Icarus, and I need your help. I have recently been informed that I am overweight. The words “chonky” and “impressively large” may have been (rudely) thrown around. I have also been told that since I’m only 6 years old, and I want to live a long, happy, healthy life, I need to lose weight.
That’s where you come in. I’m looking for a weight-loss partner or someone who is super healthy and will teach me their ways. The point is, I want someone to adopt me and help me lose some of this weight. In return for your help, I will love you forever. I am friendly and outgoing, and I promise I will do everything I can to make your life a little brighter. So what do you say? Can you be my Jenny Craig? If so, please email adopt@sbhumane.org to make an adoption appointment today!