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Recent letters to the editor regarding the dangers of fluoride in our tap water have compelled me to sound the alarm about another substance invading our lives: dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

Recent letters to the editor regarding the dangers of fluoride in our tap water have compelled me to sound the alarm about another substance invading our lives: dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). It’s everywhere — yet public health officials and Angry Poodle remain suspiciously silent about its dangers.

Prolonged exposure to DHMO causes tissue damage, and inhalation — even in small amounts — is often fatal. Yet this menacing compound flows unchecked into homes and schools nationwide.

Even more troubling, DHMO is dangerously addictive. Humans have developed a dependency, with withdrawal symptoms occurring within days. Where are the warnings from Florida’s Surgeon General about this menace?