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Quarantine Commandments

I am a prisoner in my home.

I am a
prisoner in my home. It’s a nice home, so it’s not quite so bad. But I see some
unfortunate things coming up. I am going to meet it head on by coming up with
the 10 Commandments of Coronavirus Internment.

Commandment
1: Do not wear your pajamas all day long.

Commandment
2: No ice cream.