Donald awoke and took a moment to orient himself. For some reason, he’d decided to see what it would be like to sleep in each of the 58 bedrooms he had at Mar a Lago. He reached across to the other side of the bed, but, of course, she wasn’t there. He had no idea where she was these days. Instead, he felt the warm bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken next to him.
This was part of the fee that Jack C. Massey, the former owner of KFC, had paid to "The Donald" to close a deal for the narrow strip of land between Mar-a-Lago and the beach owned by Massey, who had threatened to build a home that would block Trump’s beach view. Donald had to pay millions and was having trouble closing the deal. At the last moment, with it all falling apart, the idea of a free bucket of chicken for the rest of his life had finally gotten Trump to okay the transaction.
After breakfast in bed, Donald got dressed and began to walk slowly through the mansion. With its many bedrooms, 33 bathrooms, 29-foot-long pietra dura marble-topped dining table, 12 fireplaces, and three bomb shelters, this took some time.