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Trumpspeak

Trumpspeak simplifies grammar and limits vocabulary so that government workers can teach the American people how to have great thoughts again.

George Orwell’s 1984 is one of the greatest novels of the last century. In it, the protagonist’s job is to eliminate all words that are unacceptable to Big Brother. This week, the Trump Administration published a list of words that federal employees are no longer allowed to use. The examples given in this piece are all included in Trump's list.

TO: ALL WORKING MEMBERS OF THE NEW TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

SUBJECT: TRUMPSPEAK