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What Does the U.S. Government Know About Barbarians?

If 95.6 percent of Barbarian households have computers but only 91.5 percent have broadband internet subscriptions what does that 4.1 percent do with their computers?

What Does the U.S. Government Know About Barbarians?

I suddenly realized I don’t know much about Santa Barbara. I mean, I’ve been a Barbarian for 13 years — I know how to face due south (some of the time) — but I really don’t know the facts and figures which describe our city. So, I took a census. Actually, I just looked up the U.S. Census. Here’s what I found:

People who need people: Using Census figures from 7/1/22 — if you were told that Santa Barbara’s population is approximately 1/9th of San Francisco’s, 1/5th of Oakland’s, and 3 times the size of Goleta’s, how many Barbarians would you say there are?
87,531
87,533
87,535

Whatever you picked — close enough. Recent Census figures suggest that it’s very probable that we will have lost, and gained, one Barbarian today.