Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Donald J. Trump had all died. After being turned away at the gates of heaven, each was granted a meeting with God to appeal his case.
Vladimir Putin said, "I was the all-powerful leader of the great country of Russia and was admired and loved by all my people. Eternal bliss should be mine."
Kim Jong-un said, "I was the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and was revered by all my people. Eternal bliss should be mine."