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You Can't Make This Stuff Up

If this were a Hollywood script it would be rejected as unbelievable.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Act One: A known grifter who created a fake university, a racist who published an ad saying five innocent young Black men should be executed, and a sexual abuser who on tape said he could grab women by their pu**ys gets elected POTUS with 4 million fewer votes than his opponent. He was helped by the FBI publishing further investigations into his opponent days before the election and the Russian government launching a massive election interference campaign in his favor.

Act Two: During his presidency: he tells tens of thousands of lies, tells us to drink bleach as a cure during the worst pandemic in 100 years, sides with Russia over our intelligence agencies, puts children in cages, sends "love letters" to a North Korean dictator, tells the world that during a neo-Nazi march that there were good people on both sides, says he didn't pay off a porn star he had sex with during his wife's pregnancy, causes Roe v. Wade to be overturned, loses his re-election bid by more than 7 million popular votes, gets only 232 electoral votes compared to the winner's 306, refuses to concede, promotes the "big lie" of election fraud, is caught on tape telling Georgia to find 11,000 nonexistent votes so he can win the state, sends a violent mob to attack the U.S. Capitol, and then gets re-nominated by the Republican Party to be their candidate for POTUS in 2024.

Act Three: During his re-election bid: his RICO conspiracy trial is derailed because the district attorney had sex with her lead counsel. He is convicted of 34 felonies, found liable for sexual assault (rape), threatens judges and prosecutors with jail, and is protected by U.S. courts which ensure that the remaining 54 criminal indictments against him would not come to trial before the 2024 election.