SISSY MAN SCREED: Naturally, I was shocked. Riding into work this week, I passed a huge yard sign calling for the assassination of the president. Even more shocking, the sign was displayed in front of a house directly across from one of the city’s three junior high schools. For anyone coming or going, the sign would have been impossible to miss.
What hath God wrought? I wondered. Where is the Secret Service? Only one year into his second term, Donald Trump has already set a new speed record for the number of presidential assassination attempts on his life. Specifically, the sign reads — and in big, black marker letters — “86 47.”