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Pig Dog Rolling in the Mud in the Barn

Trump and Fareed face an ensuing meltdown.

Pig Dog Rolling in the Mud in the Barn
Katcho Achadjian (left) and Justin Fareed

MELTDOWN MADNESS: We’ve come a long way, baby. Twenty years ago, it would take The Vagina Monologues to crack the code of silence on the V-word in polite society. This past week, Donald Trump infamously followed suit ​— ​spectacularly self-destructing by taking the P-word’s name in vain ​— ​obliterating in the process the last vestiges of what once was a Republican Party by boasting how he could do anything to women and get away with it. “Grab them by the pussy,” he crowed in front of a live camera 11 years ago. “You can do anything.”

The bad news is ​— ​as way too many women can attest ​— ​he’s absolutely right.

The great news is ​— ​at least this time ​— ​he’s dead wrong.