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Poodle to Exxon: Let Them Eat Bikes

Oil giant’s new trucking proposal sadly lacking.

Poodle to Exxon: Let Them Eat Bikes

Somewhere along the way, I discovered my brain had been snatched and replaced with a soft-boiled egg. Worse yet, it hadn’t been boiled long enough. The albumen floated to the surface, squiggly and clear, looking like some alien jellyfish.

In that moment, I found myself worrying whether area enviros were being fair to ExxonMobil.

Fair? To Exxon?